Our first feature is Mark Maron, who is paying for this entire site. Mark is a pathetic fuckhead, and is exactly as dumb as he looks. Soon he will be shaving his head to the scalp into a stupid 1-inch mohawk, making himself look like a total freak... so much so that HR might have to have a talk with him about it. Soon he'll be on cam for me, sucking a dildo with red lipstick on, holding a sign declaring my ownership of him. A model release with his real info will be posted along side it. What a fucking goon.... and he somehow had the gall to ask if I had any respect for him. I don't, Mark. Fucking DUH.
I think that everyone on this planet can agree that this haircut is an abomination. Mark, why the fuck would you do this to yourself? Existing in day to day life, talking to people, being out and about... looking like a fucking idiot with no sense of self awareness. How old are you? with a hot pink mohawk? REALLY? Can't wait to make this worse. A LOT worse.
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