No dick is too small for the Gallery of Dicklets!
Accepting submissions. $20 tribute on any of the sites I use, for a pic of your genitals to be posted to my site along with an insulting caption. Captions can be made longer with further tributes.
Email email@example.com with proof of your payment and your picture.
This is a Gallery of Dicklets, why did you send me a picture of your outtie belly button? Gross, what happened here? This is your body? Tragic.
This girly oinker wanted her old pic taken down. I like this one better too. You can really get a good feel for the drastic proportion disaster between her fat body and teeny weiner. Doesn’t her clit look like a grub? @butterballgurl
Same as guy below… He sent the other picture first, just found out that he was HARD in that? Here he is soft, his penis in its truest form. What the actual fuck. Obviously this is a mutation. Except no special powers, at all. (I apologize for the HD, viewers… I didn’t want that either.)
Ewwwww. Is that ridge supposed to be the head? I must say, I think that I see a hand, maybe… pulling some blubber away to see it? Imagine if he wasn’t. You honestly wouldn’t be able to tell he is a man at all. This picture makes it difficult enough as it is…
Same guy as pic below. One week later and this guy got… SMALLER? Where is it going? He’s getting married soon, there won’t be anything left for his wife by then. He better get a strap on. Maybe I should tell her.
GROSS. This one is accented with grey pubes and a distinct vein… ugh. Why does this have to be so hi-def too. I hate your dick. Keep sending money or I’ll post your real name along with it.